For Immediate Release
April 13, 2015
Bloomington, MN: Today, the Enginerds at the Surly Intergalactic World Headquarters stumbled out of their laboratory to inform the world that they’ve created a new set of MDS chips that the masses have been clamoring for.
We’ve been informed that these new MDS Chips will do all of the following:
Work with Shimano standard derailleur
Work with Sram derailleurs
Use a 12mm thru axle
Allow 14mm of for/aft adjustment
Single speed compatible
Will work on the Karate Monkey (w/MDS), Krampus (w/MDS), Instigator 2.0, Ice Cream Truck and Ice Cream Truck Ops
Pretty neat, right?
Known side effects when using the new MDS chips include better tasting bacon, increased desire to ride, a compulsion to wear wool, and uncontrolled vocal outbursts. Thirst for alcoholic beverages may be increased for children over the age of 21.
We’ve also been informed that these new MDS chips could cause an allergic reaction to carbon fiber that may result with the loss of caring about Strava.
The new MDS chips are available right now. Get yours today.
You may now continue back to wondering where the 29+ Dirt Wizards are.